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End All Suffering on Twitter: Single payer

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End All Suffering on Twitter: Watching us again fail to SEE Medicare for All / Single f-ing Payer!

You're going to the ISLAND as*hole! The whole pack of you. We'll drop live chickens 2 times per mon

You're going to the ISLAND as*hole! The whole pack of you. We'll drop live chickens 2 times per mon
You're going to the ISLAND as*hole! The whole pack of you. We'll drop live chickens 2 times per month.


Friday, July 21, 2017

The Devil's Leg Building in Manhattan gets Roasted

1) I'm pretty sure this Devil's Leg building sprung forth from the center of the Earth around 06.06.06.

2a) $5 says you can’t find 3 #Catholics in this building.

2b) Or anyone who’s seen the Exorcist.

2c) $10 says you can’t find anyone living there who's suffered the years long healing of a 3rd degree burn.

3) The original name had been Antithesis to Freedom Tower.

4) There is a money trail in financing this monstrosity that leads to 19 guys in Saudi Arabia.

5) I’ve got it! A scorned woman designed this. But I’m pretty sure my ex wife is still on the west coast.

6) It's very intelligent design! Those cyborg muscles are actually filled with fire extinguisher foam.

7) The architect knows the screenwriter of the soon to be produced Rosemary’s Baby II.

8) Wrapping was supposed to be removed - only by the owner. Renters inside have been pushing on it.

9) The designer’s name is Damien.

10) What happens when you spend $10 million on Trump building anti aging cream.

11) Sigourney Weaver is living in the penthouse.

12) Those disgusting wrinkles are not for wind shear reduction.

That’s for rocket fuel. That’s how Trump is going to escape Mueller.

13) The skin gets smooth and tight when the building gets taller and harder at night when we can't see it.

14) It is shoving. As if the designer could foresee Trump’s treatment of our allies.

15) Inspired by spending three hours in the shower.

16) Feels like thousands of tiny butterflies to Mrs. Kong.

Mrs. Kong's new toy. Keep her happy.

18) It is a middle finger to Lady Liberty.

“Booo! Move on!”

Sit on it.

19) The TAS has found their first target (Terrorists for Art's Sake).

20) New name: Gentrification Tower.
it's going to knock over those little guys. Kick em out.

21) On opening day the large banner on top read: “F_ck You Bridgers!”

23) Behemoth, rippling monolithic work from the darkness of the minds of architects, designers and city planners of NYC!

24) Designer was a Sherlock Holmes fan. “Something’s afoot Watson!”

25) Got it! This is a time travel thing. It’s Pedal Displacement by Different Humans Choices in Another Timeline!

26) Poster to accompany new New York Tourism campaign: “Go for a long walk in New York!”

27) I know who designed this!

It was after his dunking crucifixes in urine phase. What’s his name?

28) A shining (sort of) testimony to unrefined metals and the slave labor that allowed capitalists to exploit it.

29) A rich person lives at the top of each bubbling ripple. In an emergency they jump through the window, grab on and it peels down to safety.

30) Conclusion: If any #TVproducers want to make a #filmcritic show with one #evilcritic and the other a nice person critic; call me.

31) I'm going to name this new building:

Freedom from Dry Itchy Scaly Burning Feet Tower

Should be approved.

32) This appearance does grow on you.

Seriously. 33 tenants got it already. The dreaded Silver Skin.

33) I’m coming around to it.

It took me years to acknowledge that the Elephant Man could have a loveable face.

34) I’m thinking solutions: to not get killed by the owner . . hmm

Winnebagos - from Florida, attached.

35) I’m thinking solutions so to not get killed by the owner . . hmm

Owner should challenge #spacex to put it in orbit.

36) Owner: I’m stopping this roast of an inanimate object (or is it?) after 100 because billions have to view the beast.

37) Murder!

First ripple was to hide the body. The others were partners that found out during construction. I knew it.


#climatechange image reminds: someone needs to commit to writing the years on buildings so the fish people can see the sea levels recorded.

38) The #architect is a secret online poopaphile.

He took a picture of his champion sized turd and this is what it looks like.

#architects !@! #design #comedy #art

Thursday, July 20, 2017

I am Sick of Vice President Mike Pence's Smile of Denial

1) ☝️  I am aching to smack that Stockholm syndrome smile of denial off of Vice President Mike Pence's face:

2) When you took your campaign manager’s advice and injected your cheekbones with Botox and Viagra mixed together.

3) 8 years after his discovery the politician’s career is still taking off from public use of the vibrating butt plug.

4) I know this face:

The “I’m still listening to you even though I’m engulfed in that awful fart cloud of yours,” face.

 5) The Vice President has had this expression since he overheard that he was selected because he’s shorter.

6) #Bigpharma has just found its next spokesperson for new Clonazepam Silver.

6A) Proceeding tweets: understand please; A comedian is compelled to take the anal route with these captions.

7.20.17 11:34 am: I did not go there.

7) I know this face:

This used to be my waiting face when I was using the exploding cigarette prank.

8) I know this face:

A television news anchor when getting filthy jokes from the production booth.
#comedy #MikePence

9) When you’re 58 years old and thinking how proud your mother would be that your sitting posture is excellent.

10) When there’s no doubt your underarm deodorant is keeping you dry and secure.

11) When you’re positive no one will ever tell a bunch of jokes about your face.

Never ever.

12) When you visited Mount Rushmore a few too many times as a boy.

12-B) When your many visits to Mount Rushmore had a profound effect on your life.

13) When your crafts choice at summer camp was always pottery.

14) When you frequently had to kiss several ugly aunts.

15) I know this face:

After orgasm when you’ve convinced your partner to have sex when they really did not want to.

16) This face:

Typical sole survivor of a horrible crash.

17) Which of these two men is more likely to be into bondage and spankings at home?


18) Something was forming, then poof! Stumped .. hmm

Like it belongs down there like this.

A Pence Head Lap Pillow.
19) Down there - upside down:

Pence Head urinal cakes, auto air-fresheners, eraser heads, Shrinky Dinks . .

#comedy #MikePence


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