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Thursday, July 20, 2017

I am Sick of Vice President Mike Pence's Smile of Denial

1) ☝️  I am aching to smack that Stockholm syndrome smile of denial off of Vice President Mike Pence's face:




2) When you took your campaign manager’s advice and injected your cheekbones with Botox and Viagra mixed together.

3) 8 years after his discovery the politician’s career is still taking off from public use of the vibrating butt plug.

4) I know this face:

The “I’m still listening to you even though I’m engulfed in that awful fart cloud of yours,” face.

 5) The Vice President has had this expression since he overheard that he was selected because he’s shorter.

6) #Bigpharma has just found its next spokesperson for new Clonazepam Silver.

6A) Proceeding tweets: understand please; A comedian is compelled to take the anal route with these captions.

7.20.17 11:34 am: I did not go there.



7) I know this face:

This used to be my waiting face when I was using the exploding cigarette prank.

8) I know this face:

A television news anchor when getting filthy jokes from the production booth.
#comedy #MikePence

9) When you’re 58 years old and thinking how proud your mother would be that your sitting posture is excellent.

10) When there’s no doubt your underarm deodorant is keeping you dry and secure.

11) When you’re positive no one will ever tell a bunch of jokes about your face.

Never ever.

12) When you visited Mount Rushmore a few too many times as a boy.

12-B) When your many visits to Mount Rushmore had a profound effect on your life.

13) When your crafts choice at summer camp was always pottery.

14) When you frequently had to kiss several ugly aunts.

15) I know this face:

After orgasm when you’ve convinced your partner to have sex when they really did not want to.

16) This face:

Typical sole survivor of a horrible crash.


17) Which of these two men is more likely to be into bondage and spankings at home?

Flipped: 

18) Something was forming, then poof! Stumped .. hmm

Like it belongs down there like this.

A Pence Head Lap Pillow.
19) Down there - upside down:

Pence Head urinal cakes, auto air-fresheners, eraser heads, Shrinky Dinks . .




#comedy #MikePence



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